Maybe you like to smell like you're walking into an old saloon in slow motion with a piece of straw in your mouth, narrowing your eyes, and contemplating your lone-wolf lifestyle with your perfectly gravelly interior monologue. Or maybe you don't. Old Spice Desperado body wash doesn't give a rip. Smell like a guy who says "I'd rather die than care" but actually, deep down, cares a whole lot about really important things like romance, French kissing, guacamole, and orphaned seal pups but just doesn't know how to express it.
Old Spice Red Collection Desperado Scent Body Wash:
- Desperado Men's Body Wash smells unapologetically risky
- We're not saying this body wash will make you a confident millionaire jet-fighter pilot, but we are insinuating it
- Refreshing lather drop-kicks dirt and odor, does a clothesline on them, and then slams them with a folding chair
- Hydrating formula leaves your skin smooth, not tight or dry or on the curb, crying into the rain
- Enhances awesomeness
Ingredients:
Ingredients: Water/Eau, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sodium Chloride, Fragrance/Parfum, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sodium Benzoate, Citric Acid, Disodium Edta, Methylchloroisothiazolinone, Methylisothiazolinone, Potassium Sorbate, Blue 1, Yellow 5.