Sugo: Great racetrack, awful kahzis
Thu, 22 Oct 2009
IN THE high-tech World of the Japanese flushing toilet, it’s nice to know that some things just don’t change.
Race track toilets, that’s what I’m talking about. Even here in Japan, where some toilets play soft music while delivering an invigorating sphincter valeting, it’s a grounding experience to discover that race circuit facilities (Motor Sport Vision excepted) are as bad the World over.
I mean, will you look at this? A glorified porcelain hole in the floor that invites the user to squat like a dog.
Mallory Park: I’ll never be rude about your facilities ever again…
By Mark Forsyth